Sporting Jokes
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A rather bad batsman received a phone call. "Sorry, he's just gone out to bat." "All right. I'll hang on!"
Fish: an underwater creature which grows fastest between the time it is nearly caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one!
Two golfers were on the first tee, and one hit the ball and sank it in one, from 450 yards. His opponent said, "Right. Now for my practice swing and then we'll start the game."